Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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