shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Randomize