Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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