He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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