Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
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