i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
