Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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