He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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