Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
What a dumb baby whore.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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