we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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