What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Randomize
