You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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