Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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