is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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