I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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