"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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