She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
