I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I had to cum in my sink.
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