the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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