I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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