But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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