Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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