When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my shit smells like andre
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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