I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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