question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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