nut hugger
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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