I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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