there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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