? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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