My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
