Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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