no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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