What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
i think my cat just said my name.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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