im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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