I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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