Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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