i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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