I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
