using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
