I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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