You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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