so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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