Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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