My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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