At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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