dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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