Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
The uberlube is also flammable
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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