shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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