Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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