Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
