i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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