ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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