...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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