your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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