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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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